Jason: Me and my Male ‘Satisfier’

Jason

Say hello to one of the new male Satisfyers from satisfyer.com. This particular model isn’t the heated one so this, to use a phrase, the ‘standard model’ of the 2.

When I first come across a ‘Satisfyer’ a little while ago you may well do what I did at the time and say “what on earth is a male satisfyer?” (other than someone knows how to please a man of course). Well, put simply its a wanking-aid (vibrator) that deploys a range of features to help you edge your penis and/or to achieve an extra special orgasm.

Features:

The Satisfyer is powered by 2 vibrator motors (quite powerful what I could feel) on either side of the main ‘chamber’ (so either side of your penis once inserted).

It boasts 14 separate vibration modes ranging from the ‘lower’ to the more ‘intense’ based on your preference. To change settings you simply press and hold for a second or 2 the up or down buttons on the front.

It doesn’t require batteries as it used a magnetic USB charging cable and holds around 5 hours worth of charge. I’ve not had a chance to test that (who has 5 hours to watch a vibrator go at it??) but I’ve used it a few times now and it shows no signs of giving up. If it does and I think that time is wrong, I shall update you all!

Made of silicone, the Satisfyer is designed so that you place a penis in the main chamber and start the vibration. The penis doesn’t have to be erect but I would recommend using a little lube if you are starting on an erect penis, otherwise, silicone on bare penis skin can be a little interesting.

Satisfyer Men on Model Penis (2)

Look n Feel:

To look at, you’re immediately drawn to the ‘head’ of the device itself. It looks, a little, like the head of a hammerhead shark. I could make another ‘good hammering’ joke there, but I won’t.

The device is lightweight and due to its silicone material, it’s easy to hold (won’t slip out your lubed up hand). Due to its low weight, it also means that if your session is going on for a while you are at low risk of wrist ache due to holding it for too long. Always a good thing!

The ‘chamber’ itself feels good (silicone again) however I did (personally) think that the hole was a tad small. Satisfyer Men on Model Penis

Use:

You use the Satisfyer by placing your penis (erect or otherwise) in the chamber and setting your vibration speed using the dials on the front. Keep adjusting until you find the one you want. It’s up to you if you want to wank as well or just let it do its magic. I’ve tried both and both work just as well.

Now, because of the way, it’s designed there is a question of ‘appropriate size’. I would put myself in the average category where penis size is concerned. Therefore, for me, the device worked and fitted well. I could feel each aspect of it and didn’t feel like I was forcing a silicone hole around a thick cock. I would, however, suggest that if you are a larger gentleman that you use the device with lube and you’ll be fine. Otherwise, it might be a little bit of an awkward fit.

Overall rating:

For those that have seen my reviews, you’ll know that I base my reviews around the fetish that got me into the whole thing – feet. Therefore I have stolen the idea of the FTSE100 rankings and have instead created the ‘Footse100’ rankings instead.

Out of the 2 Satisfyers I’ve reviewed now (the 2nd review coming shortly to a website very near this one), I would say this was my favourite. It’s easy to use, has a powerful vibrator motor, is easy to clean and gave a good orgasm. Yes, there are issues with the size of the ‘chamber’ but I think even the ‘hung like a horse’ amongst us would find a use for this.

On the ‘Footse100’ scale, it’s a solid 4 out 5. For the rest of the world a 9 out of 10!

You can purchase this Satisfyer online from most online stores or direct at the Satisfyer website.




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